Life. So full of mysteries.

Jude chose the nanny over Sienna. Foodies consider tapas a whole meal. And women plump their faces with mini doses of botulism.

Try to make sense of it all, you feel like you’re drawing a big fat blank.

Let Cindy Beauvais help you connect the dots. A former ad artist, Beauvais uses her fine arts degree and years of experience slaving away in corporate design to create whimsical murals for those suffering from chronic casa blanca.

No room is too large; no idea is out of bounds. She’s painted Wrigley Field in a Northside nursery, added a lady who lunches (complete with shopping bags) to a breakfast nook, and hand-lettered many an inspirational quote. Her most requested work? Trippy tie-dye wall designs, which are more popular with the ’tween set these days than Britany Spears.

Whose mysterious fall from grace can be explained in two words: Kevin Federline.